sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

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You think it’s cool to hate things. And it’s not. It’s boring. Talk about what you love and keep quiet about what you don’t.

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Liberal Arts  (via kardasians)

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"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."

My co-worker, on her ex. - ziraffe (via definegirlfriends)

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jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

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